Season 5, Episode 9: The Whole Lie

"The Whole Lie"
Episode 9
Air Date: May 8th, 1997

"This episode was sooo good!!!" *Piranathron appears* "The writing has been so AWESOME!!!" *Piranathron appears* "I LOVE the Turbo Rangers!!! *Piranathron appears* "BEST. SEASON. EVER!!!" *It rains Piranathron*!!!!

But if Power Rangers Turbo is the best season ever, then why have my reviews of the season been so negative so far???.....OMG!!! I'm free!!! I can tell the truth again!!! This episode sucked, I hate the Turbo Rangers, WORST. SEASON. SO FAR!!!

I mean some on, these plots are becoming Sesame Street worthy. As far as putting spells on rangers, Mouth Piece....yes, a monster named Mouth Piece, putting a spell on Justin so he lies all the time just sucks ass!!! All of this so Divatox can distract the rangers as every lie Justin tells, a Piranathron shows up so they will focus more on them and not the detonator Porto placed earlier.  I mean isn't Divatox getting the hint yet that these detonator plans she always does don't worrk???!!! Why not I don't know, kidnapped Justin's dad???  Hold the citizens of Angel Grove ransom in exchange for the rangers' powers??? You know, ACT LIKE PIRATES!!!?? I mean, nothing about Divatox's motivations make sense anymore. She wanted revenge the rangers for Maligore's destruction and after getting royally defeat again, she just decides to stick around and keep rehashing. the same. God Damn plan....over...and over....over!!! Just stop with the damn detonators you idiotic looking drag queen!!! -_- Ok another rant over.....I feel better! :)

So with Justin out of commission because of the spell, the other 4 rangers go after Mouth Piece but when he puts the spell on them too, they can't stop lying either; becoming overwhelmed by a swarm of Pirana-SUCK!!! God, these foot soldiers are a joke!! -_-  So with the rangers in trouble, Justin must some how find a way to cure himself of the spell.  Turns out all he had to do was trick himself into telling the truth which makes NO SENSE because he could have easily kept lying!! -_- You see what I mean about the writing this season being atrocious and nonsensical???  Anyway, after Dimitria and Alpha 6 are useless again, Justin morphs (still can't stand how he just becomes an adult when he morphs) and helps the other rangers break the spell as well.  They summon the Turbo RAM and blast Mouth Piece but Divatox predictably makes him grow.  They call for the Turbo Zords and form the Turbo Megazord for another decent fight and Spin Out finisher.  Oh and it's the Bulk and Skull chimps that manage to disarm the detonator this time to the gratitude of the rangers.  So moral of the story? Lying is bad!!! Wow, you think???!! -_- Anyway, "The Whole Lie" was another example of the crap writing, poor plotting and meandering of the season so far in terms of characters as well as action. Ehhhhhh....

Final Morph: F