Season 5, Episode 10: Glyph Hanger

"Glyph Hanger"
Episode 10
Air Date: May 10th, 1997

Ohhh, so Divatox was married before to a Pharaoh huh??? Considering her terrible choice in men, I'm not surprised that Pharaoh is a pathetic shack without his staff.  That scene where he gets bullied and knocked down by a kid solidified the awfulness of this episode for me.  I mean what is up with the monsters and villains getting beaten up by kids with this show???  Sigh....So the "plot" of this episode is that Divatox is looking to sabotage Adam's latest stunt show, I'm forgetting the name it like the writers of this season forgot how to write but it has to do with ancient Egypt.  She orders Porto to send for her said ex-husband Pharaoh and demands he plant...yup, you guessed it, A DETONATOR backstage to blow it up. After he does so, Adam mistakes Pharaoh's staff.  Wow, what a coincidence!!!?? -_-  I mean I don't know why I would be upset about that when much dumber conveniences have happened this season!!! So I'll just go with it, I mean it's not like they weigh differently or suspicious that the staff is in the hands of a monster that is clearly moving right in front of you idiots!!! Dammit Adam!!! -_-

Anyway, with the staff in Adam's possession it begins turning the writing all over Angel Grove into ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics.  When Kat and Justin notice this, the 3 rangers contact the Power Chamber from help. I mean why even bother guys when all your new mentor and robotic sidekick do is ask you questions and complain about helping you guys!!! After Dimitria asks them a question, Divatox sends a school of Piranathron to go after the staff.  During the fight with the 3 rangers, the Piranathron get the staff; the 3 wondering what they would want with Adam's staff.  At the Juice Bar, the rangers regroup by meeting up with Tommy and Tanya; realizing that Adam had different staff when the manager of the stunt show gives him back his actual staff.  The team figures out there's clearly a detonator at the stunt show, so they head over and begin investigating.  Even annoying the manager when he is doing inventory to find it.  Divatox sends Pharaoh and a school of Piranathron down (or up from the Subcraft) to stop them.

After the rangers discover the detonator, they morph and Adam prepares to blast it when Divatox's forces arrive.  They fight with Pharaoh getting the upper hand on the rangers.  Divatox eventually makes him grow with her torpedoes (the ones from the ship, pervert!!! :P) as the rangers call on their zords to form the Turbo Megazord.  We get another decent zord fight (isn't it said that the zord fights are the only decent thing about these episodes??? -_-)  After getting tossed around into buildings, the Turbo Megazord finally recovers and kicks Pharaoh's ass.  After Pharaoh is defeated, the rangers go back after the detonator.  They see it in the hands of the manager (How the hell he was able to pick it up when Justin a power ranger, could not??? -_-)  Complete and utter bullsh!t passes and Adam finally destroys it with his Turbo Cannon. Yaaayyyyyyy...-_-........  Oh and Emily randomly shows up to show the rangers the chimps' painting??? What the F$%^??? o_O  Then where the hell is Jason??? Oh whatever, this episode sucked...what a surprise!!! -_-

Final Morph: F