Season 1, Episode 44: Lions & Blizzards

"Lions and Blizzards"
Episode 44
Air Date: February 10, 1994

Nope, nope, NOPE!!! I'm not a fan of this episode because honestly....nothing really happens!!! -_- Also, one of the most grating side characters is featured in the main plot aka Angela, Zack's annoying, b!tch of a crush! God, I hate her, she is so...ehhhh!!! That hoe can f&*k off! Ehhh, I don't even want to talk about her involvement here but sigh....I guess I'll amuse you guys!! So the episode start with the teens competing against Bulk and Skull in the Angel Grove Odd Ball Games. Of course, the teens win and Bulk and Skull suck at it, they are idiots. How do these guy know how to breath at this point??!! -_- Then Mr. Caplen says they are tied for some reason and have to break the tie with a tug of war match.  While Bulk and Skull taunt the other team of teens, Zack tries to impress Angela, to which she says "Dream on"! So.....is Angela's shallow, harsh behavior an indication that she's not interested yet? O_o Also, why would she encourage Bulk and Skull's behavior like that?? Shouldn't that be a sign that she's clearly as mentally challenged as they are??? So the red team wins and Zack helps her up and the b!tch can't even say thanks, the F&*K??!! -_-  Ehhhhhhhh!!!

Ok, so Rita gets the idea of turning the prize Lion trophy into her latest monster while the rangers are laughing about how they won over Bulk and Skull.  They discover the trophy is missing and come to the conclusion that Bulk and Skull took it. Of course they did! As we see them all muddy and gloating about it near the lake. So the teens split up and look for them. Rita, not wanting the rangers to find it and stop her, sends down a squad of Putties and want follows is an awesome Puttie fight that features for the first time some of Ron Wasserman's unmorphed fight songs, "Fight!" I failed to mention that last episode used a bit of it during the megazord fight but here is the first time it's used during a Puttie fight with the lyrics being sung and it's amazing how his themes work so well to make the fights more action packed and entertaining. After the fight, the rangers regroup and head back to the Youth Center.  Meanwhile, Rita does her spell and turns the Lion trophy into....Goatan....a half lion/half goat monster that attacks Bulk and Skull sending them flying into the lake.

Meanwhile, back at the Youth Center, Zack is pissed about the trophy when Jason says they don't need a trophy to say who the real winners are. Then Kimberly comes by just as Angela comes into the Youth Center looking all sexy....if you like stuck up hoes! -_- So Jason is saying he should ask her out when she approaches but Zack says he's over her...suuuurrreee!!! She comes over and asks him out on a date, to which he says yes in disbelief. He makes a dumb comment about not calling him, he'll call them as Kim and Jason are excited for him. Ummm, have you guys been paying attention??? Angela is a charismatic free A-hole!! O_O Anyway, Zordon and Alpha are figuring out what's going on when the other rangers are realizing the weather outside seems over the top for no reason. Ernie declares there's the twister on the way and that everyone needs to get in the basement. The rangers figure out somethings up when Zordon contacts them and they teleport to the Command Center.

At the Command Center, they are told about Goatan and ask about Zack. Zack isn't picking up his communicator because he's bust getting rejected by the same girl who ASKED HIM OUT!!! THE HELL!!! -_- Anyway, Alpha tries to get a hold of Zack as the rest of the rangers morph into action.  The fight with Goatan is entertaining; I especially like when uses a log to knock the rangers down. HA! But then he traps them in a red tornado...uhhh ohhh!! O_o So Alpha finally gets a hold of Zack and he leaves Angela to contact Alpha. Zordon tells them what's going on and he morphs into action. Zack blasts Goatan and gets all made cause he messed with his friends and ruined his date! Muthaf*&^a you should be thankful that monster saved you from the REAL monster, Angela's ugly mug with an uglier attitude! Anyway, Zack saves his friends and Rita makes Goatan. Time for the megazord to be summoned by Zack and the rangers assemble the megazord.  The fight between the megazord and Goatan is okay, I just want to end the episode cause I'm still pissed about what's about to happen. So after Zordon congratulates the rangers for saving the day, Zack remembers his date and teleports back to the movie theater. After getting her popcorn for both of them, this trick takes her popcorn and dumps it on his head.....:) I would have morphed and shot a b!tch!!!

Anyway, the episode ends with Bulk and Skull looking like idiots as usual but I STILL made about Angela and her terrible behavior!! How the hell asks a guy out and acts like that!!! She's such a horrible person, I don't see how Zack sees anything in her. God, I hate this episode for that very reason! Ehwww!!! -_- Go away you used piece of 90s trash! Ahhhh, I feel better now! :)

Final Morph: D+