Season 1, Episode 31: Calamity Kimberly

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"Calamity Kimberly"
Episode 31
Air Date: November 5, 1993

Oh this episode!!! I don't know what's more annoying about it. The fact that stuff just happens over nothing or hearing Kimberly call out for Tommy every f#$%in' time we see her trapped in that other dimension!! -_- So the episode begins with Kimberly having a bad hair day, falling out of bed, breaking her lam etc. The poor thing thinks it's gonna be a beautiful day but it starts to rain and pour with thunder and lightning. Omg, one of her clothes got burned....what will she where now???! O_o *Headdesk* Squatt is watching her for some reason....seriously, why not stop being a pervert and kill her in sleep!!! O_o Anyway, Rita gets an idea to make Kimberly's day even worse....oh boy, more plans to make Kimberly more pissed than in fear of your immense evil!!

Back at Angel Grove High, Kimberly walks in all wet from the storm with a broken umbrella (A-A-A!!!) She goes to her locker and runs into Tommy. She's all embarrassed with her man seeing her like a mess but Tommy all cool and smooth about it; seeing she's having such a rough day. Bulk and Skull show up.......let me just skip over this cause you know what's gonna happen. Meanwhile at the Moon Palace, Rita gets Finster to make her a new monster named.....sigh....Samurai Fanman.....cause monster puns were out this week apparently in the writers room! She sends him down to attack Kimberly and Tommy as he walks her home. How sweet, he caught her before she fall. Oh these two are starting to fall in love. But they are interrupted by the Samurai monster and his big jar opens to suck Kimberly into it. For some reason, Tommy gets knocked out and hurt....from WHAT EXACTLY??! The wind!!!!? BAH!!! Kimberly is sucked in and stuck in there now.  Meanwhile, the other rangers are at the Youth Center are doing some weak karate before Zordon contacts them but what's happened and they teleport to the Command Center.

Kimberly is kidnapped and Tommy is still injured....oyyy....anyway, they teleport him to the Command Center to heal while the rangers morph and fight Samurai Dumbname.  He gets the upperhand and blows them away until Zordon and Alpha teleport them back to the Command Center before the reach another dimension. They are teleported on top of Tommy...who's still unconscious...which makes me wonder what's dumber....Alpha teleported the rangers ON TO an UNCONSCIOUS Tommy or Tommy STILL being unconscious for no reason!!?! Anyway, Zordon expositions about how to defeat the monster and how to get Kimberly free. Back to the villains, where they are messing with Kimberly...glad she at least stopped calling out Tommy's name like a whinny little brat. The rangers come back...clearly in front of some motorcycles that look a lot like their suits/zords (Jesus, editors!!! O_O) They fight until Rita makes the monster grow. Summon zords, the zords fight Samurai until Tommy finally wakes up and helps the other guys! We get Dragonzord In Fighting Mode again until they finally get Kimberly free!! She instantly morphs and joins the other rangers. The summon the Ultrazord and defeat the monster while Goldar escapes.

The next day, the rangers are watching the news about the rangers saving the day and Kimberly looks like she's having a better day...until the TV explodes!! Great job, you jinx!!! This episode was a waste of time! Character centered episodes are suppose to evolve the character not see them trapped and whining for 10 minutes. Ehw!!

Final Morph: D+

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