Season 6, Episode 32: Carlos On Call

"Carlos On Call"
Episode 32
Air Date: October 31st, 1998

Ahahahahah!!! Heheeheheh....omg!!! Ahahahahahaha!!! And everything was going SOOOOO well.  The best run of episodes of any season, great storytelling, compelling plot twists, awesome action, everything was damn near flawless and then.....THIS EPISODE!!! -_-  Remember when I said Carlos for some reason always got the best centered episodes??? I lied or at least forgot about this travesty of an episode!!! So prepare for a rant because I don't know where to begin with this episode that rather shove some sappy story of some irritating little brat than naturally continue the Psycho Ranger Saga. Noooo, let's have an episode where Carlos looks like a idiot for getting blackmailed by some child who has proof he's a ranger!!! Oh yeah, Carlos gets outsmarted by this little girl instead of just ripping that picture from her hand and tell the little bitch to go home, he just goes along with it for the sake of keeping his identity secret!!!....Sigh....why would Carlos even more in a photo booth knowing there's a chance a photo would be taken and his identity would be blown???!!! -_- My goodness, how dumb can you get??? Oh there was no other place to morph??? Just go outside and find some alley way or something? Teleport to a safe location to morph once outside the building??? Mind, the rangers have morphed in plain sight before on this show but NOW they think about how dumb that is and try to find a safe place to moprh!!!??? -_- BAAAHHH!!!

Silvy is an atrocious character!!! I'm sorry I don't feel bad for her as she uses her own personal tragedy as an excuse to manipulate a Power Ranger.  She doesn't care about the ramifications of her actions until it takes Carlos having to finally snap and yell at her for being a selfish brat, one of the only decent moments in this episode.  But still not enough for me to forgive this utter crap!!!  Call me heartless but I don't care her brother died because it's all undermined by the fact that Silvy is an evil little cunt who uses Carlos for her own personal gain!!! Why didn't she just tell Carlos from the jump to get him the rock from the moon instead of making miserable like that??? Oh because she's child??? Nope, don't by it!!! If that's the case than Silvy's parents are a-holes who clearly traumatized that girl and made her develop into an early sociopath in training. I mean the pager, playing the victim, etc.  All traits of an sociopath millennial!!! Fuck Silvy, FUCK THAT HO!!! I'm sick of these horrible child actors on this show, outside very and I mean VERY few exceptions, the majority of them suck!!!

SIGH.......if that wasn't bad enough, the main plot has to do with possibly Astronema's dumbest plan yet with her sending down some dumb looking turkey monster with an satellite around it's neck to scan the rangers....for some reason....it's never really explained.  Why not just send the Psycho Rangers to continue to fight the rangers??? Why this mediocre and laughable monster??!! -_- Ohhhh, what was up with her randomly blaming the Psychos for the monsters' defeat??? Seriously, this episode SUCCKKKEDD!!! I haven't even mentioned that toward the end of the episode we are teased with a random attack by Psycho Red but it's far too brief an makes no sense when Psycho Black just attacks him and they both retreat. Ehhhhhhh!!! This is your fault Silvy!!! -_- Carlos should have pushed you off his Galaxy Glider in space, after the monster should have destroyed you, after Psycho Red should have broke your neck!! AHAHAHAHA!!! I've snapped!!! O_o  That's how much I hate this episode!!! GAAHHHHH!!! One of the worst half hours from this show.  Makes "Shell Shocked" look like an epic piece of prime time history in comparison!!! -_- FAILLLLLLLURE!!! FILLLLERR!!! FORGETTABLE!!

Final Morph: F