Season 19, Episode 5: The Rescue

"The Rescue"

Episode 5

Air Date: March 17th, 2012

Omg!!! and to think I still have to yet suffer through the eternal abyss of garbage that is "Megaforce" and the dreaded evil of "SUPER MEGA!" Sigh....ok, I hated this episode, let's just get that out of the way.  The running gag with Mike trying to prank Antonio with cat food isn't funny or even remotely prank at all, just plain cruel and stupid.  Thanks for letting the kids see that writers! O_O Yeah, it's ultimately harmless but they go out of the way to Mike feel bad about it during the later half of the episode...then all of sudden at the end he learned nothing and just tries to do it again to Antonio??! What???! O_O Anyway, while trying to unlock the shark disc in the Light zord, Mentor and Antonio get kidnapped and I just find it hilarious how Mentor was so easily kidnapped.  He is suppose to be the mentor of a team of Samurai Rangers yet doesn't know how to defend himself??? -_- But then by the end of the episode, Mentor is able to fight off some Moogers like they are nothing!!??? I just....*breath*!!! It's like Wild Force all over again with Shayla but the male version who's name doesn't even make sense!!! Gahhhh!!!!

Oh Antonio left a fish line so the other rangers can find them......ummm, how did the villains not even see that! What the hell??? Suddenly it just ends and the rangers are led into a trap of endless Moogers (surely just running through Sentai footage honestly at this point! -_-) and now all of the sudden, the Light zord is all active and helps the rangers fight them off.  Ummmm why didn't the villains take the Light zord when taking Antonio and Ji!!??!? O_0 *Headwall* Oh and the writers continue to have the rangers NOT shut up during the fights and this is one of the worst scenes of it.  My god, this is no time to be ranting and quipping!!! Lives are at stake and the rangers seem to be treating this like an annoying joke to constantly state the obvious during a fight like the viewers, not to mention the kids can't see for their damn selves what's going on!!! Mother of.....!!!! -_- Also apparently, the Nighlok leading the Moogers aka Eyescar (More like Eyesore if you as me! The hell is that design suppose to be!? O_O) is setting up a massive trap for the rangers with an army of hundreds of Moogers but for some reason, he thinks the rangers won't see it coming when they approach when Jayden easily uses the Battle Wing to ambush them.  Yes, cause the black box allows it! Wait what??? Since when!?!?!?! O_O You were using it BEFORE the black box was programmed! *HEAD INTO CONCRETE*

Oh and Jayden unlocks the Shark disc which gives him a shark mode with a silly looking sword with an eye and mouth on it that can stretch itself and destroy multiple enemies with ease. Wow! So you mean the imminent threat of an army of foot soldiers was pointless??? Awesome! Dear lord! I just.....the rangers destroy the monster or Jayden does with Shark mode leading to a megazord fight with the Shark mode being used on the Samurai megazord to destroy the monster alongside Antonio in the Claw Zord in Battle mode.  Yay! "Fantastico"!!! Kill me now! :_(

Final Morph: F